Talkin’ Tits Blog
You’re out in public. You see a woman. Her nipple has popped out of her top. (Like in the photo below.) Should you be a gentleman and say, “Excuse me, miss, but your nipple is out?” Or should you remain silent? I’m casting my vote for remaining silent. Saying something can only result in trouble (a call for mall security, a punch in the face from the boyfriend who you didn’t realize was walking a few feet behind her…because why would he be walking behind her when her nipple is popping out?).
I do, however, think this would be the perfect time for a helpful leer. I mean, stare at her tits and mouth, “Wow!” She’ll look down, see that her nipple’s out and pop it back in. You got to check out her tits and be a good Samaritan. She’s saved from the embarrassment of nipple exposure. Glad I could help.